Top 10
10. Yoshi
We aren't quite in the super-silly characters just yet--Yoshi isn't really a predominantly wacky character, but look at him--he has a beach ball nose, he has Mr. Krabs eyes, he has the giant tongue, he used to be 7 feet tall, from the front, you can't even see his dang mouth! Does he even have a mouth or is that the bottom of his beach ball nose? This character is an anomaly.
9. Olimar
I want you to take one look at this Mr. Magoo spaceman and tell me that he isn't 10 times sillier than he has any right to be. He's so silly that when the reveal of the new Super Monkey Ball game started during the E3 2021 Direct, I thought they were slowly revealing Olimar's head and not the monkey ball.
7. Duck Hunt
Ah, of course, how on Earth could I have forgotten Banjo-Kazooie lite? What's really silly about them is that they're apparently friends now. Didn't the dog take pride in holding the duck by the neck? Didn't look so happy about that. Weird. Is this just some Wreck-It Ralph type shit going on here? I don't know!
6. Mii Fighters
It's you! You made it! You're in the list! And the game! You made it into Smash! Hooray!
5. Diddy Kong
Honestly, it's getting kind of hard to state how and why these characters are so silly. It's getting really self-explanatory and my arms are getting tired. But I will say, I love his dopey little expression and his dumb poses. They're really optimized for the way he's constructed!
4. Banjo-Kazooie
Speaking of Diddy Kong, let's talk about a character from Diddy Kong racing! Banjo and Kazooie are absolute monarchs of goofiness. I mean, Banjo even sounds exactly like Goofy! And consider Kazooie--she is WEAPONIZED and it's hilarious. Some of my favorite characters in Smash, as well as some of the silliest.
3. King K. Rool
Speaking of monarchs of goofiness, the bronze medal of silliness goes to King K. Rool! Everything about King K. Rool's design just screams zany and wacky. I mean, he looks like he got soap in one of his eyes and now it's enormous, his crown looks extremely clean, composed and streamline moderne compared to his rough, scaly, unruly body. He probably weighs 500 pounds and he has these David Hasselhoff pecs... I just love it all.
2. Piranha Plant
...No thoughts. Head empty.
1. Wario
And of course, the number one pick is Wario! Wario is honestly so absolutely crazy and silly in every way that it's scary to many people. His final smash is a FUCKING MASSIVE FART IN THE FACE. Look at his nose! Look at his comically oversized handlebar mustache! Look at his marshmallow-white, perfectly aligned teeth! Look at the fucking Wario apparition! He's not even related to Mario or Luigi, yet he has such a weird obsession over them! What is this character? If you look too far into it, your mind will probably implode.
